The adventures of ________________


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There once was a very ____________________ girl who wanted to be a super________________. So, she went to the superpower store and bought some _________________ juice. The next morning, she woke up the with superpower of _________________.

In her city, ______________town, there was a cat stuck in a __________________. Supergirl wanted to test her powers, so she___________________ the tree and the cat __________________ down.

After the save, Supergirl walked to __________________ for a __________________. She sat on the outside patio and _______________________. It was a good day.

Later that day, there was a very _______________________ man who was offending everyone because he wasn’t ________________ enough. She _________________ him and he fell on the _____________________, and never, ever offended anyone ever again.

The newspaper heard about this incident and started naming her __________________. She really liked this name, so she decided to be the first progressive super__________________ of _____________town.

With a name like ____________, she needed a superhero costume. She chose _________________ pants and a _____________________ top because they were ___________________, but, like a good ________________, she didn’t want to offend anyone. She wore a cape with ____________________ on it, so she looked ____________________.

All the PC _____________ in the city started to call on her because they needed help protecting people. She went about her days __________ing all the people who caused the trigger warnings.

She went to Little League __________________ games to hand out __________________. She cheered for her _________________.

In class, she diligently took notes. Her favorite class was ________________________, more commonly referred to as __________________.

Around campus she was actively involved in _________________. She balanced her school work and ___________________.

One day, she went to a __________________ rally to support one of the candidates for __________________. At the rally, she saw a ________________ person, so she whipped on her super_______________ costume and _______________ed the _____________ person, which made him ___________________.

Certain people _________________ her actions, but others looked at her with ___________________. Some even came up to her and asked, “How could you ______________?”

After this moment, she remembered her university professor once telling a group of students, “Everything is ________________.”

She ___________________ away from the rally deep in thought.

That night, she got home, ate _________________ and hung up her costume.


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