April’s is the funniest issue, squeezing
Humor out of our dead brains, mixing
Exhaustion and laughter, stirring
Dull minds with great wit.
The paper we write in, like every Fool’s edition,
Smacks of the absurd, where the articles
Contained herein, written with unoffending intent,
Are meant to be taken in similar spirit.
O O O O that University News –
It’s so elegant
You are a proper fool, I said.
Why then I’ll show you. We’ve all gone mad againe.
But. We. Shall. Have. Fun.
Shan’t we, shan’t we, shan’t we?